Hermenéutico.

Sabiendo, como sabemos hoy por medio de rigurosísimos estudios científicos, que el sentido de todo texto es una suerte de espesor que se expande al infinito, sorprende que aún sigamos componiendo tales cosas. Todos los hombres- esto se ha sabido siempre- desean por naturaleza conocer; mas todos ellos nacen, viven -y muy por seguro que mueran- ignorantes de las causas de las cosas. Me había propuesto ser aquí lo más ambiguo que me fuera posible, hasta descubrir todas estas razones.

Casi Dos mil quinientos años después de pretender encontrar un sentido a lo escrito se han propuesto una larga serie de esquemas cuya aplicación -digamosló- resulta siempre insatisfactoria.

El más difundido, el concepto Weingberiano de la red ordenada de elementos (a saber),

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representa las interpretaciones tradicionales (comienzo, nudo, desenlace) y las esquematiza según líneas ordenadas de progresión; cosa que parece más propia de maestra de castellano que de un distinguido estudioso (que en el fondo -si, digamosló- tiene los modales de un gordo pajero). Frente a esto, y por las razones admitidas más arriba, proponemos aquí un modelo ampliado y perfeccionado, acomodado a los requerimientos tradicionales de la interpretación de textos a la manera contemporánea:

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(las referencias serán publicadas póstumamente)

Sus resultados han sido ya avalados por la Biblia misma, y muchos otros textos políticos cruciales para la vida occidental toda.

(¡Y yo que sólo querría escribir sobre cuanto me gustaría poder tomarla suavemente por las muñecas y cubrirle las manecitas de besos!)